Hello

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  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

kingshire:

do you ever wonder if someone’s like secretly in love with you

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My boyfriends a hussy

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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